theyellowbrickroad: money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
the-vashta-nerada: my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.
graham norton: romania there proving that just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.– Marilyn Manson (via wintercouture)
Ilse: Moritz Stiefel?
Moritz: Bitch I might be.
i think that everyone has scars maybe not on their wrists or their inner thighs or on their knees but on their hearts, souls, and between the cracks and crevices of the little universes they’ve created inside of themselves
tigersdrinktea: “Blow minds, not dudes” Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
applebright: seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
harryedward: i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
robbiethewabbit: wow look at how dutiful and loyal to her faith she is, she must have chosen what she felt was right for her and her devotion oh my god look at this poor oppressed woman why would anyone ever wear their hair covered like that on their own free will it’s our duty to point out how wrong this is
em0tionally-vacant: tsarcasm: if you killed yourself, imagine all the people who would pretend they ever gave a single flying fuck about you imagine all the useless fake shit they would say about how close they were to you and how upset they are that you’re gone when in reality they probably couldn’t state 3 facts about you a good reason to not even do it Amen
rhazade-waterbender: badmoonraisin: I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good but I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
Rape Culture: If a woman drinks alcohol and gets raped, it's partially her fault. If you don't want to get raped, you shouldn't be drinking.
Men at bars: Can I buy you a drink?
Me: No thanks.
Men at bars: What the fuck, why not? Come on. Come ON, let me buy you some alcohol. God, I was being nice. Why would you turn down my generous offer? I guess chivalry really is dead. What a bitch.
“Maybe this is what the Mayans predicted. Not an asteroid or a solar flare, but the end of what we are. We no longer cherish life, or the other people, or even the earth or the animals or the resources put on it. War. Genocide. Abuse. Senseless mass murder. Animal cruelty. Gluttony. Greed. Waste. And lust. Look around you, the end of the world is already here.”
rachelisaflameprincess: brookeeverdeen: wrap up of this week justin bieber wrote in anne franks journal “anne frank was a great girl, hopefully she would have been a belieber” two 14 year old boys killed a homeless man as a dare bombings going off in boston during the boston marathon its only monday
Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping
clavid: on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
nightmareeps: a new study from yale university has shown that no matter how many times you say “okay” your parents will not shut the hell up